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Are the tours appropriate for children? 

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 No. The tour is a comedy performance and is strictly for ages 16 and over, there are some adult themes and jokes and bad language. Whisy tastings are for ages 18 and over

How long does the tour and tastings last?

       Two hours approx for the tour and an hour and half approx for          whisky tasting

Will the tour go ahead in adverse weather conditions?

Absolutely, I wouldn't have a business if not! This is Scotland you should be prepared for inclement weather regardless of the time of year. 

Is there a maximum number you can take on a tour or a tasting?

Tours book up frequently, to avoid disappointment make sure you book online prior to your arrival. Normally I won't take more than 20 in a group or a tasting

If I need to cancel am I entitled to a refund?

If you cancel 24 hours before your departure time you will receive a full refund (please note this differs for those who book via Tripadvisor/Viator in that case their own cancellation policies apply) Also note for private tours 7 days notice is required for a full refund

Can I consume or purchase alcohol during the tour?

Not while we are on the streets. 

 Is the tour and tastings suitable for stag or hen parties?

If hearing the funny side of Scottish history is your thing then absolutely. Bear in mind however it is two hours you're going to have to go without a jaegerbomb and drunk, abusive, or disruptive guests will be refused entry on the tour or to the tasting

Is the tour and tastings wheelchair accessible?

Yes. Where possible it is appreciated if you can get in touch and make me aware of any accessibility issues you have before you arrive on your tour or tasting. 

I am an arseshole, am I welcome on the tour or tasting?

We operate a strict 'no areshole' rule at Mountebank, sorry

Any other questions...???

If I have been unable to answer your question then please do not hesitate to get in touch, I will reply asap 

email: [email protected]